Zucchini-Banana Bread with Walnuts {Vegan}

I am the worst vegan ever.

Let me tell you about the moment I realized it.

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A couple weeks ago when I visited my old pals in Boston, my friend Kerri and I spent a Monday at the coast. It took us an hour to drive to Manchester-by-the-Sea (real town name), and after adventures in parking and public restrooms, we picked up lunch from a little café the guy at the quintessential beach town bookshop recommended…and made for the sea.

It gets even more disgusting (picturesque). The beach was called Singing Beach because the sand squeaks under your feet, and there was almost no one there other than us and an old battle axe swimming in the chilly Atlantic like it was the bathtub-warm pool at the Y. We did headstands and climbed rocks and talked about lady things and looked so nautical, I’m sure.

We opened up our immortal (seriously) styrofoam boxes and surrounded ourselves with rocks to chunk at any cheeky seagulls. As I gulped down my first bite of just-caught, mayonnaise-slicked, French roll-encased lobster, I had a realization.

“Ker,” I said, “I am the worst vegan ever.”

She responded by stealing an onion ring.

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I should have known I was going to be a terrible vegan. I resent rules, guidelines, and even suggestions. Not because I have an issue with authority, but because I think I know better. That’s more annoying, isn’t it? My husband and I have had conversations like this:

Him: “You know you should go to your running group. You always feel better after, especially when you didn’t feel like going in the first place.”

Me: “Don’t tell me what to do.”

Him: ::gives up::

Or this:

Him: “That’s okay, you don’t have to slow down.” ::pumps imaginary brakes::

Me: “The yellow speed signs are only suggestions. I’m not going to go 25 right now. That’s crazy.”

Him: ::unimpressed::

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But for better or for worse, being vegan for at least most of the week makes me my best self (ha!) for reasons I’m still not going to share.

Luckily, zucchini bread is easy to veganize, and this bread full of chunky walnuts was so good I licked the batter out of the bowl and still had an appetite for two slices of the warm stuff.

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It’s not really fall here in Texas because we don’t really have that, but vegan zucchini-banana bread makes it feel almost like it. Just turn down the AC, grab your cozy socks, and light a candle.

Tell me, have you ever tried to change your eating habits? Was it a smashing success? Or did you fall off the wagon as soon as fresh-caught lobster made an appearance?

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Vegan Zucchini-Banana Bread with Walnuts
Makes 8 x 4 loaf
Adapted from Post Punk Kitchen

1 heaping cup grated zucchini (about 1 small-medium)
¾ cup ripe banana (about 1 medium-large)
¼ cup unsweetened applesauce
¼ cup grapeseed oil
½ cup white sugar
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 ½ cups all purpose flour
¾ teaspoon baking soda
¾ teaspoon salt
¾ cup chopped walnuts

1. Preheat oven to 350 F. Line an 8 x 4-in loaf pan with parchment paper, creating a sling.

2. Using the shredder blade of a food processor or the large holes of a box grater, grate zucchini and set aside (do not drain).

3. In a large bowl, mash banana. Add applesauce, grapeseed oil, sugar, and vanilla, and mix well. Use a fork to stir in zucchini.

4. In the same bowl, add flour, salt, and baking soda, tossing together lightly on top so that the baking soda and salt get distributed throughout the flour. Stir until almost no flour is visible, then add chopped walnuts and stir just until combined.

5. Pour into prepared pan and bake for 50 – 65 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean.

Note: your loaf pan will affect cooking time, as will the accuracy of your oven and the wateriness of your zucchini, so make sure to start checking the bread early, and don’t worry if you have to cook it for more than 65 minutes.

6. Let cool completely, slice, and serve. Store wrapped in plastic or in an airtight container on the counter for up to 4 days.

12 comments

  1. Randle, I really enjoyed your story about being a bad vegan! I certainly could not have resisted that lobster roll… sounds heavenly. Your zucchini walnut bread also sounds and looks delicious! The French don’t ever think of zucchini as a possible base for bread, muffins or cake, so I must admit I’ve never yet tried making anything like this, but I bet it is delicious, and I bet I would love it!

    1. Hi Darya! Thanks for stopping by! The lobster roll was heavenly, and you have to try zucchini for baking. It sounds weird, but it’s a lot like baking with pumpkin…maybe? I hope you get a chance to try it.

  2. Randi, you sound like a great mix of your Aunt Leigh (“Don’t tell me what to do”) and me “Eh, that speed limit sign is a mere suggestion”. Your article was great as always. Puts a smile on my face every time.

    1. Thankee 🙂 🙂

  3. That is also why I suck at dieting. I hate rules, limits and strict guidelines. I want to eat better and lose weight, but I cannot stick to a eating regimen that goes against my brains desire to consume awesome food.

  4. Yum, this bread looks so delicious, I wouldn’t even realize it was trying to be vegan! Can’t wait to hear why you’ve decided to take on vegan full time. Lately, I’ve been finding myself cooking vegan more often but not by conscience choice. We subscribe to a CSA and vegetables can just taste so good plus my obsessive documentary watching has made the meat counter look less appealing and more expensive. Just letting the inspiration lead me!

    1. Hi Nicola! Thanks so much. I did that too for a while! That’s why it wasn’t too hard to become “more vegan,” haha. And I know what you mean about the documentaries. Most of my friends who are vegan or vegetarian do it because of something they saw in a documentary! I’m afraid to watch them, but I know I will eventually. Keep on following your inspiration! I’ll try to tell my vegan story soon. 😉

  5. Made this last week and it is getting me through my PhD qualifying exams this weekend. Brain food!

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  8. Andrea Winbigler · · Reply

    I know this is an old post but I was looking for vegan zucchini bread recipes and came upon this one. Too funny! I am not vegan because CHEESE. But for a few weeks I cannot have dairy because it contains iodine and I am prepping for a cancer follow up test blah blah blah…anyway thanks for the recipe I am trying it this week.

    1. Hey Andrea! So glad you like the post! Sorry about the cancer tests though. 😦 Warm, spicy zucchini bread is the most comforting food! I hope you enjoy it. 🙂 PS – I don’t blog here at Crandlecakes anymore but am over at http://weekofplenty.com. It’s all vegan, but very tasty, so you might find some recipes you like!

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